MONETIZE YOUR CAT

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March 20, 2013 9:23 pm

reads like a surrealist scifi novel

  • [3/20/13 8: 22:02 AM] bunny supremacy: hi
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:07 PM] Natalia Velasquez: hey
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:22 PM] bunny supremacy: how did you get my contact info?
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:22 PM] Natalia Velasquez: hey thanks for accepting my invite =) 23.f here.... u wanna chat?
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:29 PM] bunny supremacy: ok sure whats your name
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:34 PM] bunny supremacy: ?
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:37 PM] bunny supremacy: yes
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:40 PM] bunny supremacy: i want to chat
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:40 PM] Natalia Velasquez: no ones ever on here to talk with now so i just took a shot and sent you the request lols
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:52 PM] Natalia Velasquez: so whatcha up to??
  • [3/20/13 9: 17:55 PM] bunny supremacy: nm
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:05 PM] bunny supremacy: i mean like, how did you find me?
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:12 PM] Natalia Velasquez: ah cool. i was goin out with some guy 4 like 9 months and we just ended it. I couldn't be happier being single........
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:22 PM] bunny supremacy: are you a robot
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:29 PM] Natalia Velasquez: he was way 2 obsessive and jealous. i like to have a good time and he would always think i'm cheating. it just got really old you know??
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:39 PM] bunny supremacy: i guess??
  • [3/20/13 9: 18:57 PM] Natalia Velasquez: well enough about him. the question is are YOU trying to have some fun ;)
  • [3/20/13 9: 19:05 PM] bunny supremacy: i guess?
  • [3/20/13 9: 19:23 PM] Natalia Velasquez: i was gonna hop on my webcam in a couple sec. and was gonna see if u wanted to cumm
  • [3/20/13 9: 19:38 PM] Natalia Velasquez: ya don't even have 2 have one to join. i found this awesome site called Scores and i can send you a Free invite. its kinda like an adult' version of Facebook with cams.. wanna cuum see???
  • [3/20/13 9: 19:46 PM] bunny supremacy: no thanks
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:02 PM] Natalia Velasquez: yayy!! i'm gonna set my web cam up so you can see me. u will need to make a profile 1st so u can join but its so simple and only takes a sec k??
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:10 PM] bunny supremacy: i said no thanks
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:28 PM] Natalia Velasquez: alright just go to http://bit.ly/XtaN7Y and it will bring up my profile page and you should be able to see me too.... there will be a big blue button thingy u just click on there
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:32 PM] bunny supremacy: i said. no thanks.
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:38 PM] bunny supremacy: fucking annies
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:43 PM] Natalia Velasquez: then you just make ure own lil profile and u can cum into my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do ;)
  • [3/20/13 9: 20:59 PM] bunny supremacy: detective rick deckard here youre under arrest
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